Sideways Ab Machine As Seen on TV

Ok, the world has gone Ab crazy. When I was young and thin, I had no idea what an Ab was. Do ribs count? My ribs showed and that is as close to an Ab as I have ever been except the people I see on TV. Out of curiosity I watched an infomercial about and Ab machine. It was early in the morning and nothing was on television. Not a kitchen gadget to be found so I stopped clicking at these people walking around with huge abs. I figured out that abs were abdominal muscles. They look really good but I have always preferred a man with his shirt on so I could look at his eyes. I have always been a sucker for beautiful, haunting eyes. I digress. Where was I? Oh Abs. How do you get great Abs.?

The answer to great Abs is the Sideways Ab Machine as Seen on TV. This machine will change your life. It will melt the fat. In just a few short minutes a day, you will get rid of the fat and create perfect Abs before you know it.

Now one of the problems is that you must use the machine. Leaving it in the box won’t help your Abs one bit. Taking it out of the box does use a few calories but don’t count on them helping much.

Ok, the machine is out of the box, it is put together, and now it’s time for Sideways Ab Machine fun. Now everyone on the show looked like they were really having a great time. They were laughing and no one was breathing hard. I was so tired from getting the machine out of the box I had to rest a while. As I looked at the machine, I tried to imagine the fun I would have and he Abs I would get.

After a day or two, I decided I had rested long enough to use the machine. I would have to use it only a few minutes a day. I was tough; I could master the machine. I had spent a bunch of money for the stupid machine so I was bound to use it. It was not going to be another piece of equipment that I would buy and forget. No dust for the Sideways Ab Machine.

I got on the machine and started the workout. I wasn’t having fun. I wasn’t laughing. I was straining and breathing hard, but I kept trying. I wanted the Abs. I was very rigid and used it for days and days. It still wasn’t any fun.

One day I looked at the Sideways Ab Machine and I no longer liked what I saw. I didn’t want Abs anymore. I am too old to show my Abs. I don’t even like Abs. Good-bye Sideways Ab Machine; you will have a better home at Goodwill. I was too lazy to take it apart and mail it back even if I could get my no questions asked money back guarantee.

I am sure the machine works if you use it. I didn’t so I can’t really recommend it or criticize it. You are on your own.

Copyright 2007 Janice D. Sterling - All Rights Reserved

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